In 1965 Martel released Slumber Party Barbie, with a scale stuck at 110lbs, a weight loss guidebook which at the back said “DON’T EAT!”
So in case you’re ever wondering who to blame for people obsessing over their weight, blame Barbie. Yes, blame her! She doesn’t even have a vagina, she’s a freak.
So next time Barbie tells you you need to lose weight, just remember:
1. Her boyfriend doesn’t even have junk which is why she’s cranky
2. Her hair isn’t even real
3. She tattooed her own initials to her butt.
Narcissistic much, Barbara?
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