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This Monkey Has An Addiction That Rhymes With ‘Agitating’

This Monkey Has An Addiction That Rhymes With 'Agitating'

His name is Storm, he is a cloud faced monkey who lives near Bocas Del Toro in Panama. And he is an aggressive wanker!
Everyday for hours on end he will go back to his crib and rattle that thing. Then he just comes out like everything’s normal. Like he didn’t just traumatize our minds and soil his crib!
Dude is pretty gross, in my opinion. He also hates females and only likes males, which makes me think he’s probably gay. Which is cool, but maybe get a boyfriend and stop masturbating everywhere.
Inconsiderate monkey is inconsiderate.

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